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The "real" Rhythm Bandits
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Introducing the "Real" Rhythm Bandits
Forged at a pub on the borders, Tempered by beer and tabs, Honed by years in the wilderness and with guidance from god himself I give you the "Original" Rhythm Bandits. Taking R&B to new heights, darker places and more boozers than you can shake a stick at, these lads scare the living daylights out of just about anything that moves and some things that don't. Rumored to be the hardest R&B band on the planet, afraid of nothing and sometimes uncontrollably sober they stalk the streets of England looking for a venue to release thier twangs on the poor unsuspecting public converting them to R&B for life. Seduced by the dark side of R&B the bandits produce music like this; check it out on http://WWW.Rb633.freeserve.co.uk/roxetteMP3s.html
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Bad Bob Bates
Born on a wild December night on the banks of the river Tyne, Bad Bob put his bare knuckle fighting days behind him to dedicate himself to Gibson guitars. His Addiction continues. |
Rory Typhoon
Noted for his style, finesse, charm and his incredible ability to negotiate a lock in under any circumstances and wearing outrageous costumes during live performances. |
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Whalebone Pete
Plays the Bass like it was a road drill and singing like a canary on burbon that smokes 40 a day.Usually the last Bandit on stage (One more pint lads) and the last one off (I'll do "Hey Joe" on my own Hic!) |
Brad Dolphin
A real Jet setter, often seen on speed boats between heavy drinking sessions. Raised by a pack of stray dogs in Dussledorf Brad is gradually being introduced to the world of humans by the patient efforts of Rory Typhoon.
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