| Home Page
About Star Turn
Star profiles
Contact Page
Favorite Links
Singalong-Are you affiliated
Turn Updates
Battle of the bands
Sign in
The Turn Files
Meet the members
The "real" Rhythm Bandits
|
|
Albert; Settle down, settle down, it's battle of the bands, we've got a couple of newcomers here, but there's nothing to get excited about, but gi the lad's a chance and lets stert off with The Blur's
|
| |
Albert rapping
You know confidence
is a preference for the habitual boy
to have what is known as.
Star Tun; Ya park life!
And more than soup
can be avoided if you take a route
straight through
what is known as.
Star Turn; Ya park life!
John's got brewers droop
he get's intimidated by
the dirty pigeons
ah lov a bit of it.
Star Turn; Ya park life!
Who's that gut lord marchin?
You should cut down on your pork life mate
Star Turn; Arll ya people, so many people
they all go a-hand in hand
hand in hand through thier
park life - Yeahhh!
You know ah get up when ah want to
except on Wednesday
when I get rudely awakened
by the dustman
Star Turn; Ya park life!
Ah put me trousers on
have a cup of tea
and I think about
leaving the house
Star Turn; Ya park life!
Ah feed the pigion's
ah sometimes feed the sparrows too
it gives me a sense of enormous well being.
Star Turn; Ya park life!
And i'm happy
for the rest of the day
safe in the knowledge
there's alway's a bit of my heart devoted to it.
Star Turn; Arll ya people, so many people
they all, they all, go hand in hand
hand in hand with thier
park life - Hooahhh!
Star Turn; Ya park life!
It's got nothing to do with
ya voorsprungdourchtechnik you know
and it's not about you jacker's
who go round and round.
Who's round is it?
Star Turn; Arll ya people, so many people
they all, they go a-hand-a-in-a-hand
hand in hand through thier park life.
Arll ya people, so, so many people
they're all there going a-hand-a-in-a-hand
hand in hand through thier
park liiiiiiife
Ya park life (Repeat 7 times)
Albert; What a commotion in the club! I'll be glad when this is all over! Now that was the first in the battle of the bands, the Blur's representing Manchester and the North. Now coming from London and the South, a band ah didn't want to book but the singers a canny lad and they've spent a lot of money at the bar, The Oasis.
Star turn sings
Ya gotta roll with it,
ya gotta take your time,
ya gotta say what ya say
don't let anybody get in your way,
cos it's all too much for me to take.
Don't ever stand a-side,
don't ever be de-nied,
you want to be who ya be if your coming with me.
I think I got a feeling I'm lost inside,
I think I gotte take me away and hide,
I'm thinking things that I just can't a-bide.
I know the road's down which your life will drive,
I found the key that let's me slip inside,
(Female heckler; You can slip inside me anytime you like)
Kiss the girl she's not behind the door.
But you know I recognise your face,
a-but I've never seen-a-you before.
Ya gotta roll with it,
Ya gotta take your time,
Ya gotta say what ya say
don't let anybody get in your way
Cos it's all too much for me to take.
Don't ever stand a-side,
don't ever be de-nied,
You wanna be who ya be if youre coming with me-ah
I think I've got a feeling I'm lost inside,
I think I gotta take me away and hide,
I'm thinking things that I just can't a-bide.
Albert; Last chance to get your raffle tickets and your tombola tickets in, and the mini cab's arrived for the Three Turns. I understand there's a problem at the bar? can ya sort it? can ya sort it?
I find the key that let's me slip inside,
kiss the girl she's not behind the door,
Ah-but you know I recognise your face
but I've never seen a-yohu b-hefore.
Ya gotta roll with it,
Ya gotta take your time,
Ya gotta say what ya say,
don't let anybody get in your way
cos it's all too much for me to take
Don't ever stand a-side,
don't ever be de-nied.
You wanna be who ya be if your coming with me,
I think I've got a feeling I'm lost inside,
I think I got a feeling I'm lost inside,
I think I've got a feeling i'm lost inside.
Ah-roll with it Cha-cha-cha.
Albert; That was battle of the bands, can ah have your appreciation for the Blur's(Heckler; Boooo, pay them off!) Can ah have your kind appreciation for the Oasises'(Audience screams, heckler;Booo)Allright, let's get down to summit more serious. The bingo starts.br>
|
|
|
| |
The Bingo
Albert; Shhh Settle down, it's bingo time and your first house for a top line is a hundred pounds (Audience; Whoooooo) So head's down for your first house. 3 and 0 blind 30, 2 and 1 21, Kelly's plonker number 1, (Audience; Whooooo) Other way round 69, (Laughter) blind 80, (Heckler; Shake ya balls Albert!) Unlucky for some 13, on it's own number 7,(Heckler; He has'nt got any balls!) two fat ladies 88, (Heckler; Wor lass man!) 3 and 6 36, Downing St number 10. House (Heckler; It's them again!)House in the bar (Heckler; They're only coming for the bingo! they don't watch the show you know) It's a hous in the bar, can we have a check? I'm waiting for the check? (Heckler; There shouldn't be a check!)2 and 1, 69, 80, number 7 and number 10! It's a house. (Heckler; Aaaaaaghhh, it should have been a bogey man, ah divent knaa why you let them people in) Norman! Best of order! (Heckler; They're not even members of this club man)Norman! I've warned ya before, Norman you're barred.
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
