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This is all a work of pure fiction! Keep the bar clear! The Star Turn Appreciation Society (S.T.A.S)
Welcome to the first ever web site dedicated to the one and only Star Turn (Probably the greatest singer the world has ever known)
The S.T.A.S. was formed in October 1998 by four discerning people who recognised the boundless talent of Star Turn (Hampton cummings)and his band The Rhythm Bandits, Thier motto "Who dares , sings" was a term coined by Hampton when he was on the Karaoke circuit and not, as many suspect, a hint at any previous military connections, which despite continual rumors, never existed.
Membership of the S.T.A.S. is strictly controlled and prospective members are required to sit an entrants exam, which consists of questions on Star Turn, his exploits and his entourage. Upon successful completion of the exam a provisional membership is issued but will not be upgraded to full membership untill the chair person of the S.T.A.S. is satisfied that the probationary member in question is behaving in a manner befitting a member of such a prestigious organization.
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Read the facts behind the phenomenon that is Star Turn
Learn the shocking truth behind the "in fighting" that led to the break up of the original band and how Hampton "Star Turn" Cummings took the radical steps required to reform the greatest live band ever,ever,ever. Sing along with the Turn as we reproduce the lyrics to so many of his classic hits like his own personal anthem "Are you affiliated" and the ever green "I couldn't sleep a wink last night". Find out why Hamptons family motto "Who dares sings" inspired many of the worlds best established bands and how the winged microphone insignia was developed. Read on, if you can handle it!!!!!! |
Founder members
Bev "Terminator" Watt Chair person
"The Turn's number one babe and a bit of a Gal"
Angie "Tomb Raider" Langdon Secretary
"Presently of no fixed bloke"
Kenny "Pit Bull" More Committee member
"You would think he was in a bollicking machine, which was specifically designed to give out bollickings"
Mick "Mad Dog" Moore Committee member
"Even the word stupid isn't stupid enough to describe how stupid he actually is
"Smokin" Dave Hewitt "The amazin Caucasian"
Honorary Members
Jim & Gary "The Baldy Brothers" Century F.M.
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E-mail Star Turn for advice and guidance
Star Turn is available to give free advice on Fashion, Song writing, Music and many other subjects, simply e-mail the Turn with your request and you will recieve a reply. Bear in mind, there are likely to be many, many people out there who require his assistance, so be patient.
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Meet the Rhythm Bandits
Read our exclusive star profiles on the Turn's backing band "The Rhythm Bandits". All you wanted to know and less about the greatest live band ever from concert chairman Albert Charlton to Bassist Peter "Gravel Fry" |
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Probably the most important part of the show!
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